Although David Cameron’s holding court, Theresa May is disappointed she will never don the sublime beauty of a military uniform.
Theresa’s so fashion-forward, she pioneered the ‘can’t be bothered to get a jacket that fits or does up properly’ look.
Theresa had realised some minutes ago that she was at the wrong office, but ploughed on regardless as Pickles and Warsi grew increasingly concerned.
Paxman pulls no punches in his assessment of *that* space suit, but Theresa saves her blushes with a classical fixed grin.
Embarrassment for the Home Secretary as she is pulled aside by immigration officers asking her to explain her outlandish fashion choices.