Fashion Moments with Theresa May
Although David Cameron’s holding court, Theresa May is disappointed she will never don the sublime beauty of a military uniform.

Although David Cameron’s holding court, Theresa May is disappointed she will never don the sublime beauty of a military uniform.

Theresa adopts a plain trouser-suit to unveil the Tories’ shock return to capital punishment.

Theresa adopts a plain trouser-suit to unveil the Tories’ shock return to capital punishment.

Theresa combines traditional Tory colours with the excitement of the new in this ensemble.

Theresa combines traditional Tory colours with the excitement of the new in this ensemble.

Theresa’s so fashion-forward, she pioneered the ‘can’t be bothered to get a jacket that fits or does up properly’ look.

Theresa’s so fashion-forward, she pioneered the ‘can’t be bothered to get a jacket that fits or does up properly’ look.

Theresa had realised some minutes ago that she was at the wrong office, but ploughed on regardless as Pickles and Warsi grew increasingly concerned.

Theresa had realised some minutes ago that she was at the wrong office, but ploughed on regardless as Pickles and Warsi grew increasingly concerned.

Theresa shows the younger ‘slebs’ how to disembark from a motorcar with class and discretion.

Theresa shows the younger ‘slebs’ how to disembark from a motorcar with class and discretion.

Theresa’s shocked to find out that her scarf and rosette do not, in fact, match.

Theresa’s shocked to find out that her scarf and rosette do not, in fact, match.

Paxman pulls no punches in his assessment of *that* space suit, but Theresa saves her blushes with a classical fixed grin.

Paxman pulls no punches in his assessment of *that* space suit, but Theresa saves her blushes with a classical fixed grin.

Embarrassment for the Home Secretary as she is pulled aside by immigration officers asking her to explain her outlandish fashion choices.

Embarrassment for the Home Secretary as she is pulled aside by immigration officers asking her to explain her outlandish fashion choices.

While David Cameron puts on a brave face, Theresa cannot hide her disappointment at the woman’s disastrous jacket.

While David Cameron puts on a brave face, Theresa cannot hide her disappointment at the woman’s disastrous jacket.